Things to Doublecheck with God
 
1. How many baths did I take?
2. How many showers?
3. How many times did I fall
   and hurt myself?
4. How many times did I spit?
 
5. How many orgasms did I give
   as well as get?
6. How many of those orgasms
   were faked?
7. What was my true love's name?
8. What senses were to have been meant 
   of the senselessness?
 
9. How many fish did I catch?
10.How many trees did I grow?