Alternatively: Another Average Rage-
Fail Hate Trope of Flake-Nosed Bespoke
Wank-Grope Syncope by a Brokemind Ape
[Verse 1]
(i think it's crazy i'm the one who they labeled as controversial)
Well, this promises to be a whinge unbound from Cringe World--
(and cardi b is the role model for 12-year-old girls)
Whose axis spins a la mode that this puke be nonpareil--
(there's rappers pushin' xanax at the top of the billboard)
Like a MAGAchurcher pumping White on Christ less INRI and Debord--
(but if i mention race in a song, i'm scared i'll get killed for it)
'Nother nigga can't say nigger, fear-wank bed-banked ipse dipshit--
(it's backwards, it's gettin' exponentially dumb)
A sensoria devoid sapience, apocryphally zero-sum--
(it's more difficult to get a job than purchase a gun)
Who drools doubleplus alt-echt and lame lies the summum bonum--
(eminem used to gay bash and murder his mum)
Where solipstic nihilism is mortally meta-relative post hoc ad hom--
(and now he doesn't want fans if they voted for trump)
A half-vast fascist deflection viens rime et deplorable raison--
(we're ashamed to be american, you should probably love it)
An embarassment begging ignorance, performative and sociopathetic--
('cause you have the right to say it and not gеt strung up in public)
An equivocation of equivalence by an emptily fortuned incompetent--
(as children, we werе taught how to walk and talk)
And this motherfucker gishes without gallop, womp womp--
(but the system wants adults to sit down and shut up)
A paranoia styled in paroxysms of mildew-belched hiccup--
(cancel culture runs the world now, the planet went crazy)
A paradigm of radical reductive regress back to the gaslight, cuz lazy--
(label everything we say as homophobic or racist)
Or counterfeit; or brokewit; or bushleague; or rabied--
(if you're white, then you're privileged, guilty by association)
The plaint of the White supremacist, shady remissed mis-renumeration--
(all our childhood heroes got me-too'd or they're rapists)
Build! That! Wail! O, disingenuous Darwinist, identifiably extant but dead-end.
Fail Hate Trope of Flake-Nosed Bespoke
Wank-Grope Syncope by a Brokemind Ape
[Verse 1]
(i think it's crazy i'm the one who they labeled as controversial)
Well, this promises to be a whinge unbound from Cringe World--
(and cardi b is the role model for 12-year-old girls)
Whose axis spins a la mode that this puke be nonpareil--
(there's rappers pushin' xanax at the top of the billboard)
Like a MAGAchurcher pumping White on Christ less INRI and Debord--
(but if i mention race in a song, i'm scared i'll get killed for it)
'Nother nigga can't say nigger, fear-wank bed-banked ipse dipshit--
(it's backwards, it's gettin' exponentially dumb)
A sensoria devoid sapience, apocryphally zero-sum--
(it's more difficult to get a job than purchase a gun)
Who drools doubleplus alt-echt and lame lies the summum bonum--
(eminem used to gay bash and murder his mum)
Where solipstic nihilism is mortally meta-relative post hoc ad hom--
(and now he doesn't want fans if they voted for trump)
A half-vast fascist deflection viens rime et deplorable raison--
(we're ashamed to be american, you should probably love it)
An embarassment begging ignorance, performative and sociopathetic--
('cause you have the right to say it and not gеt strung up in public)
An equivocation of equivalence by an emptily fortuned incompetent--
(as children, we werе taught how to walk and talk)
And this motherfucker gishes without gallop, womp womp--
(but the system wants adults to sit down and shut up)
A paranoia styled in paroxysms of mildew-belched hiccup--
(cancel culture runs the world now, the planet went crazy)
A paradigm of radical reductive regress back to the gaslight, cuz lazy--
(label everything we say as homophobic or racist)
Or counterfeit; or brokewit; or bushleague; or rabied--
(if you're white, then you're privileged, guilty by association)
The plaint of the White supremacist, shady remissed mis-renumeration--
(all our childhood heroes got me-too'd or they're rapists)
Build! That! Wail! O, disingenuous Darwinist, identifiably extant but dead-end.
[Pre-Chorus 1]
(they never freed the slaves, they realized that they don't need the chains)
O, that American 'we' flicker-flakes come tales ingrained for hatred's sake--
(they gave us tiny screens, we think we free 'cause we can't see the cage)
As 'we' trip the plight fantastic, do 'we', ya wee fucking damaged cabbage--
(they knew that race war would be the game they need to play)
With a low-rent amalgam of 8chan 16-bit rage-meme garbage--
(for people to pick teams, they use the media to feed the flame)
Q's genius! All fallacy's twice-fellated! And integrity's never Evil's hostage.
[Chorus]
(they so fake woke, facts don't care 'bout feelin's)
Lies don't care 'bout feelin's. Delusions don't care 'bout feelin's--
(they know they won't tell me what to believe in)
Anthropomorphised constructs don't give af about proud-to-be-dumb arrested development impenitence--
(they so fake woke, same old safe zones)
Another wannabe slaver mostly milquetoast; another yokel whose only joke is to project itself--
(they so fake woke, facts don't care 'bout your feelin's)
The moronic appeal to emotion is the saddest of red herrin's.
(they so fake woke, facts don't care 'bout feelin's)
Lies don't care 'bout feelin's. Delusions don't care 'bout feelin's--
(they know they won't tell me what to believe in)
Anthropomorphised constructs don't give af about proud-to-be-dumb arrested development impenitence--
(they so fake woke, same old safe zones)
Another wannabe slaver mostly milquetoast; another yokel whose only joke is to project itself--
(they so fake woke, facts don't care 'bout your feelin's)
The moronic appeal to emotion is the saddest of red herrin's.
[Verse 2]
(i think it's crazy all these people screamin' facts, but they fake woke)
Well, ain't that an eiron's mush-mouth bosh of axiomatic bias from the comatose--
(hate their neighbor 'cause he wears a mask or he stays home)
Trigger warning: This but the motte before the bailey of bigotry re-droned--
(has a daughter, but his favorite artist said he slays hoes)
Fuck if this diatribe suspends disbelief of suspended disbelief by tone gross--
(picks her up from school, music slaps on the way home)
Fuck if it don't: Even its weakest spit is underdone and overblown--
(censorship's an issue 'cause they choose what they erase)
O, glory: Loops in the noose which lynches praxis critical of place--
(there's a difference between hate speech and speech that you hate)
Except when there ain't, emotion not negating what causatively correlates--
(i think black lives matter was the stupidest name)
And as prophesized, pietistic ignoratio elenchi obfuscates--
(when the system's screwin' everyone exactly the same)
To dismiss by pooh-pooh omission with that vlittle brain quite self-conciliate--
(i just wanna spend thanksgivin' day with food and my family)
And don't mess with this dude's Black Friday morning shit: It's shielded by babies--
(without bein' accused of celebrating native casualties)
Don't dare say what is and has been: Don't own to myth-lauded theft by Manifest Destiny--
(we got so divided, it's black and white and political)
Not the fool's gold-hued value-set of cynical, gullible, and farcical! By backpedal!--
(republicans are bigots, libtards if you're liberal)
Moral high-ground argumentum ad temperantiam? Faulty generalisations from a rapshill--
(there's riots in our streets, and it's just gettin' worse)
Go fanboi a fucking boat parade since Black equality's too perverse--
(y'all screamin', "defund the police", y'all are genius for sure)
Of uncritical acclaim and Blue-White-Macht-Reich union-klan tenure, durr--
(they're underfunded already, they're way too busy to work)
Infested with a vestigial culture of abusers who steal from those they coerce--
(order food and call the cops, see what reaches you first)
Or! Update the OS and ethically un-pork: Slay that statist antithetical cop-thirst.
(i think it's crazy all these people screamin' facts, but they fake woke)
Well, ain't that an eiron's mush-mouth bosh of axiomatic bias from the comatose--
(hate their neighbor 'cause he wears a mask or he stays home)
Trigger warning: This but the motte before the bailey of bigotry re-droned--
(has a daughter, but his favorite artist said he slays hoes)
Fuck if this diatribe suspends disbelief of suspended disbelief by tone gross--
(picks her up from school, music slaps on the way home)
Fuck if it don't: Even its weakest spit is underdone and overblown--
(censorship's an issue 'cause they choose what they erase)
O, glory: Loops in the noose which lynches praxis critical of place--
(there's a difference between hate speech and speech that you hate)
Except when there ain't, emotion not negating what causatively correlates--
(i think black lives matter was the stupidest name)
And as prophesized, pietistic ignoratio elenchi obfuscates--
(when the system's screwin' everyone exactly the same)
To dismiss by pooh-pooh omission with that vlittle brain quite self-conciliate--
(i just wanna spend thanksgivin' day with food and my family)
And don't mess with this dude's Black Friday morning shit: It's shielded by babies--
(without bein' accused of celebrating native casualties)
Don't dare say what is and has been: Don't own to myth-lauded theft by Manifest Destiny--
(we got so divided, it's black and white and political)
Not the fool's gold-hued value-set of cynical, gullible, and farcical! By backpedal!--
(republicans are bigots, libtards if you're liberal)
Moral high-ground argumentum ad temperantiam? Faulty generalisations from a rapshill--
(there's riots in our streets, and it's just gettin' worse)
Go fanboi a fucking boat parade since Black equality's too perverse--
(y'all screamin', "defund the police", y'all are genius for sure)
Of uncritical acclaim and Blue-White-Macht-Reich union-klan tenure, durr--
(they're underfunded already, they're way too busy to work)
Infested with a vestigial culture of abusers who steal from those they coerce--
(order food and call the cops, see what reaches you first)
Or! Update the OS and ethically un-pork: Slay that statist antithetical cop-thirst.
[Pre-Chorus 2]
(segregation ended, that's a lie in itself)
Tf is this now, confessions from a dunce-cum-elf?--
(that was a strategy to make us think they were tryin' to help)
O, nother furtively harrangued straw man with a cause oversimpled and milked--
(they knew that racism was hot if they designed it to sell
Don't need a PhD in paralogy to recognize demonology from Kafka-trap discount Hell--
(we buy up every single box and divide us ourselves)
And the boxes unfold to crosses and it's all too complex, cept for piddlin'.
(segregation ended, that's a lie in itself)
Tf is this now, confessions from a dunce-cum-elf?--
(that was a strategy to make us think they were tryin' to help)
O, nother furtively harrangued straw man with a cause oversimpled and milked--
(they knew that racism was hot if they designed it to sell
Don't need a PhD in paralogy to recognize demonology from Kafka-trap discount Hell--
(we buy up every single box and divide us ourselves)
And the boxes unfold to crosses and it's all too complex, cept for piddlin'.
[Chorus]
(they so fake woke, facts don't care 'bout feelin's)
Feelings are the purview of the sentient. Your Venmo need Venns? Ya teethin'?--
(they know they won't tell me what to believe in)
Sui generis bullshit army of magic, myth, and non compos mentis incomprehension, is it?--
(they so fake woke, same old safe zones)
Do you brush your throat out with soft soap when that brainstem drops crapload?--
(they so fake woke, facts don't care 'bout your feelin's)
The moronic appeal to emotion is still the saddest of red herrin's.
(they so fake woke, facts don't care 'bout feelin's)
Feelings are the purview of the sentient. Your Venmo need Venns? Ya teethin'?--
(they know they won't tell me what to believe in)
Sui generis bullshit army of magic, myth, and non compos mentis incomprehension, is it?--
(they so fake woke, same old safe zones)
Do you brush your throat out with soft soap when that brainstem drops crapload?--
(they so fake woke, facts don't care 'bout your feelin's)
The moronic appeal to emotion is still the saddest of red herrin's.
[Verse 3]
(we use violence to get peace and wonder why it isn't workin')
Well, jumbo shrimp! Parking in driveways! Peanuts on airlines! Perfect-solutions!--
(that's like sleepin' with a football team to try and be a virgin)
Another 'rappist' all-in that lukewarm and mediocre be more than loss of anal-retention--
(politicians are for sale and someone always makes the purchase)
A heavy-handed hardheaded pitch for ano-theo-lachrymoso culthooded deathwish--
(but you and I cannot afford it, our democracy is worthless)
The Aristocrats! Cuz this fool don't believe birds, bees, and breezes crown forests--
(if a man has mental illness, call him crazy, say it silently)
Like silence safeword and DSM-V blunt instrument BDSM trauma, huh, chief?--
(when country's goin' crazy, we accept it as society)
Doesn't seem circular af when tautologies tautology tautologies, eh, centipede?--
(get sick and take a pill, when the side effects get you high)
Real sick grease-and-weave-and-quease of tangential non sequitur, surprise--
(you get addicted like these rappers dying fighting with sobriety)
Somehow doubt they dieted and died in relapse for the hate-click notoriety--
(censoring the facts turns our children into idiots)
Curation for quality even slow kids know focuses dissilience--
(they claim it's for our safety, I'll tell you what it really is)
All data fits all braingrades, right, you hollow-point ballistic conniption--
(removing information that empowers all the citizens)
Least there's no lack of weak silence spined to ignorant insinuation--
(the truth doesn't damage points of view that are legitimate)
O, again tautology like it's tautonym and both synonym and syllogism well beyond comprehension--
(they're tryna change amen to a-men and women)
Not a triggered virtue signaled lie rejecting eighty years of science as proven!--
(how'd we let 'em make praying a microaggression?)
Quit throwing up the false and the evil to gods only as bright as some limited twerp imagines--
(instead of asking god for the strength to keep winnin')
How about a humble-brag like doing -that- well is -also- sin that brings damnation?--
(we cheat to get ahead, and then we ask him for forgiveness)
Onward, pass the plate and click the link, o hypostatic incoherence!
(that's like sleepin' with a football team to try and be a virgin)
Another 'rappist' all-in that lukewarm and mediocre be more than loss of anal-retention--
(politicians are for sale and someone always makes the purchase)
A heavy-handed hardheaded pitch for ano-theo-lachrymoso culthooded deathwish--
(but you and I cannot afford it, our democracy is worthless)
The Aristocrats! Cuz this fool don't believe birds, bees, and breezes crown forests--
(if a man has mental illness, call him crazy, say it silently)
Like silence safeword and DSM-V blunt instrument BDSM trauma, huh, chief?--
(when country's goin' crazy, we accept it as society)
Doesn't seem circular af when tautologies tautology tautologies, eh, centipede?--
(get sick and take a pill, when the side effects get you high)
Real sick grease-and-weave-and-quease of tangential non sequitur, surprise--
(you get addicted like these rappers dying fighting with sobriety)
Somehow doubt they dieted and died in relapse for the hate-click notoriety--
(censoring the facts turns our children into idiots)
Curation for quality even slow kids know focuses dissilience--
(they claim it's for our safety, I'll tell you what it really is)
All data fits all braingrades, right, you hollow-point ballistic conniption--
(removing information that empowers all the citizens)
Least there's no lack of weak silence spined to ignorant insinuation--
(the truth doesn't damage points of view that are legitimate)
O, again tautology like it's tautonym and both synonym and syllogism well beyond comprehension--
(they're tryna change amen to a-men and women)
Not a triggered virtue signaled lie rejecting eighty years of science as proven!--
(how'd we let 'em make praying a microaggression?)
Quit throwing up the false and the evil to gods only as bright as some limited twerp imagines--
(instead of asking god for the strength to keep winnin')
How about a humble-brag like doing -that- well is -also- sin that brings damnation?--
(we cheat to get ahead, and then we ask him for forgiveness)
Onward, pass the plate and click the link, o hypostatic incoherence!
[Pre-Chorus 3]
(feminism used to be the most righteous of fights)
Hand-me-down armour outta style for 21st c. wimmin pickin', o Knight o Manly White?--
(but these days it feels like they secretly hate guys)
No: You're disliked by those self-respecting and actualized, the despicable honestly despised--
(i don't trust anyone who bleeds for a week and don't die)
Contrariwise, ain't much wisdom trusting those whose truths weakly lie--
(i'm just kiddin', but everything else that i said is right)
QEFD [see above appeal to humor; dishonesty; false authority] and bitch a better bite.
(feminism used to be the most righteous of fights)
Hand-me-down armour outta style for 21st c. wimmin pickin', o Knight o Manly White?--
(but these days it feels like they secretly hate guys)
No: You're disliked by those self-respecting and actualized, the despicable honestly despised--
(i don't trust anyone who bleeds for a week and don't die)
Contrariwise, ain't much wisdom trusting those whose truths weakly lie--
(i'm just kiddin', but everything else that i said is right)
QEFD [see above appeal to humor; dishonesty; false authority] and bitch a better bite.
[Chorus]
(they so fake woke, facts don't care 'bout feelin's)
Sociopaths, and garden variety narcissist wannabe-sociopaths, don't care 'bout feelin's--
(they know they won't tell me what to believe in)
Yeah, who knew stupid's too inherently stubborn for learnin'--
(they so fake woke, same old safe zones)
Maybe transmigrate above the condition of a taint joke, speaking of slippery slopes--
(they so fake woke, facts don't care 'bout your feelin's)
The moronic appeal to emotion is still the saddest of red herrin's.
(they so fake woke, facts don't care 'bout feelin's)
Sociopaths, and garden variety narcissist wannabe-sociopaths, don't care 'bout feelin's--
(they know they won't tell me what to believe in)
Yeah, who knew stupid's too inherently stubborn for learnin'--
(they so fake woke, same old safe zones)
Maybe transmigrate above the condition of a taint joke, speaking of slippery slopes--
(they so fake woke, facts don't care 'bout your feelin's)
The moronic appeal to emotion is still the saddest of red herrin's.
